{"id":2018,"date":"2019-12-26T11:46:43","date_gmt":"2019-12-26T10:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2019-12-28T11:05:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-28T10:05:26","slug":"le-pere-noel-ne-descend-pas-du-singe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/2019\/12\/26\/le-pere-noel-ne-descend-pas-du-singe\/","title":{"rendered":"Le p\u00e8re No\u00ebl ne descend pas du singe ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-large-font-size has-vivid-green-cyan-color\"><strong>LE P\u00c8RE NO\u00cbL NE DESCEND PAS DU SINGE ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mince alors, Tino Rossi avait bien raison. Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl descend du ciel mais visiblement pas du singe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est terrible, j\u2019ose \u00e0 peine vous montrer les images. Je suis s\u00fbr que instaboobook m&#8217;aurait censur\u00e9. La fin du p\u00e8re No\u00ebl ? Bon, apr\u00e8s il a une ann\u00e9e pour s&#8217;en remettre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2022\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Tout commen\u00e7ait bien pourtant&#8230;.avec ses joujoux par milliers. <br>Un peu de repos bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9 entre deux livraisons. Difficile de situer l&#8217;endroit.<br>a) le parvis de Ste Anne en restauration.  <br>b) le show-room des marbriers \u00e0 Soignies<br>c) le paradis                                                       <br><br><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2023\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0006-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Les singes sauraient-ils lire ?<br>a) oui bien s\u00fbr, puisqu&#8217;il tient la pancarte \u00e0 l&#8217;endroit<br>b) oui car ce n&#8217;est pas un singe mais Chewbacca de la s\u00e9rie Star Wars<br>c) non, car en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 c&#8217;est le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl qui tient le panneau<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0016.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Il va falloir trouver un rempla\u00e7ant. Pas de panique. On a un an pour chercher&#8230; ou pas&#8230;<br>a) ce sera un singe qui vous apportera les cadeaux l&#8217;an prochain<br>b) j&#8217;ai trouv\u00e9 une solution radicale, voir plus bas<br>c) tout le monde sait bien que la F\u00e9e des Neiges vient lui donner un bisou pour le r\u00e9veiller<br><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Allez, vous savez  bien que c&#8217;est No\u00ebl et que je ne vais pas vous laisser dans la mouise pendant un an ! Car oui&#8230; j&#8217;ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 trouv\u00e9 le rempla\u00e7ant !!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"765\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ipadGuy-097-1024x765.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2028\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ipadGuy-097-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ipadGuy-097-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ipadGuy-097-768x573.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ipadGuy-097-402x300.jpg 402w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0119-765x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2029\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0119-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0119-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0119-768x1028.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0119.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0117-765x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2030\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0117-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0117-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0117-768x1028.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_0117.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><figcaption><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LE P\u00c8RE NO\u00cbL NE DESCEND PAS DU SINGE ? Mince alors, Tino Rossi avait bien raison. Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl descend du ciel mais visiblement pas du singe. C\u2019est terrible, j\u2019ose \u00e0 peine vous montrer les images. Je suis s\u00fbr que instaboobook m&#8217;aurait censur\u00e9. La fin du p\u00e8re No\u00ebl ? Bon, apr\u00e8s il a une ann\u00e9e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2022,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-elucubrations-dhermes","category-pairi-daiza"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG-20191225-WA0007-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paOiNJ-wy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2042,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions\/2042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}