{"id":868,"date":"2019-06-27T10:01:26","date_gmt":"2019-06-27T08:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/?p=868"},"modified":"2019-06-27T10:01:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T08:01:26","slug":"le-monde-est-devenu-dogmatique-et-militant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/2019\/06\/27\/le-monde-est-devenu-dogmatique-et-militant\/","title":{"rendered":"Le monde est devenu dogmatique et militant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-large-font-size has-vivid-green-cyan-color\"><strong>LE MONDE EST DEVENU DOGMATIQUE ET MILITANT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aujourd&#8217;hui, on ne peut plus boire un verre de vin sans \u00eatre alcoolo, manger une entrec\u00f4te sans qu&#8217;on vous dise &#8216;eh toi, tu te sens sup\u00e9rieur aux amis de Brigitte ?&#8217;, houspiller les filles (pas moi, hein !) sans \u00eatre libineux, se marrer des crolles du rabbin sans \u00eatre raciste, vous compl\u00e8terez le reste comme vous voulez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors, toi aussi tu en as marre du poids qui p\u00e8se sur tes \u00e9paules plus lourdes  qu&#8217;un pot d&#8217;Haagendazs sur la fiche des Weightwatchers ? Alors, r\u00e9siste et prouve que tu existes en faisant p\u00e9ter le feu au jardin. Et pour t&#8217;aider \u00e0 passer le cap de cette belle journ\u00e9e torride sans penser aux aisselles voisines dans le m\u00e9tro, voici de quoi te r\u00e9jouir pour les ann\u00e9es qui viennent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-991\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395.jpg 1620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LE MONDE EST DEVENU DOGMATIQUE ET MILITANT Aujourd&#8217;hui, on ne peut plus boire un verre de vin sans \u00eatre alcoolo, manger une entrec\u00f4te sans qu&#8217;on vous dise &#8216;eh toi, tu te sens sup\u00e9rieur aux amis de Brigitte ?&#8217;, houspiller les filles (pas moi, hein !) sans \u00eatre libineux, se marrer des crolles du rabbin sans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":991,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/DSC_8395.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paOiNJ-e0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":993,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions\/993"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jardinsamoena.be\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}